Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You
may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't seem to go with everything else in the house.
~ Jean Kerr ~
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children" -- they
leave skid marks.
~ Rita Rudner. ~
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
~ Mae West ~
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.
~ Helen Rowland ~
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor ~
Beware of the man who praises women's liberation, he is about to quit his job.
~ Erica Jong ~
Success has made failures of many men.
~ Cindy Adams ~
Fortune does not change men. It unmasks them.
~Suzanne Necker ~
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
~ Marion Smith ~
If it wasn't for women, men would still be hanging from trees.
~ Marilyn Peterson ~
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
~ Erica Jong ~
While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
~ Abigail Van Buren ~
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
~ Mae West ~
Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention.
~ Cornelia Otis Skinner ~
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
~ Mae West ~
I can't mate in captivity.
~ Gloria Steinem ~
